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-Turk (101, My First Day)
I can braid your hair.
No, I know the couch isn't very deep, but we can move the back cushion... and spoon.
-Dr. Cox (102, My Mentor)
(Thinking) All right, tell him how you feel, but try not to sound like a girl for once.
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes!!"
-JD (103, My Best Friend's Mistake)
You know what you've done Newbie? Jordan is going to hold this over my head so long, I'll never see the sun again. And I liked the sun newbie. It made me hopeful.
-Dr. Cox (111, My Own Personal Jesus)
Dr. Reid, this is not bring your problems to work day, this is just work day.
-Dr. Kelso (210, My Monster)
You know, Elliot, what I do for a living, it doesn't make me feel like I'm any less of a man. Neither does my love of baking...or gardening...or the fact that I occasionally menstruate.
-Paul (215, His Story)
And what is the deal with Q-tips? They aren't Q's, and they're not tips!
-JD (216, My Karma)
You know, when I was a kid, I got a sunburn like that and just peeled all the skin off, put it in a pile, and ate it.
-Elliot (216, My Karma)
Whew, it is you. I'm so proud I could poo.
-Jordan (304, My Lucky Night)
You might find out that thing you hate so much,
is the very same thing you miss when it's gone.
-Dr. Kelso (314, My Screwup)
Jordan: The only reason I invited you is because, for some reason, you have your own Sponge-Bob Squarepants costume.
JD: It was a gift... (from me, to me).
(314, My Screwup)
Don't look at me like that! This is your fault, anyway! You two made me dream again.
-Janitor (319, My Choosiest Choice of All)
By the way, you have to trust that whatever's supposed to happen, will hapen.
-JD (322, My Best Friend's Wedding)
Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings.
-Dr. Cox (407, My Common Enemy)
Well isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day.
-Elliot (411, My Unicorn)
Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.
-Dr. Kelso (420, My Boss's Free Haircut)
The harder you push yourself to do something, the harder it is to back out.
-JD (503, My Day at the Races)
